I'm Beautiful

I am beautiful. Say that aloud and you might see some frown faces unless you are detailed beautifully by nature. Yet you know you are, only from a different dimension. What holds you back from admitting it then? I know. You fear disagreement. you are bound. You are bound because you let others do it to you and thus you start believing that you are caged due to your own shortcomings. You believe you are not beautiful as the world doesn’t see you that way and you consider it your fault. It surely is if you haven’t been able to prove the not so similar attractiveness that you behold. Things need a perspective change now.

Peep inside and you would acknowledge that no one can see what you see no one can feel what you feel. No one is you and you are no one else. This creates all the difference. We all are different entities surrounded by different manifestations of life. We vision and solve in our own ways one distinctive from the other. How then do we fear being lost? We are lost because we never held that rope of self trust and self belonging firmly. It can be a reason that we never registered the bond. First of all stop locating yourself in others. We practice this unaware in times of distress and failures. Breakdowns wrench us of our confidence compelling us to search for people with similarities as we are frightened that we cannot lift ourselves alone and so the other. Or in other cases you notice the successful lot which at one time gives you the reason to stand but another failure and it leaves you further broken. Remember you cannot find your confidence in others. You can only look up to them for encouragement and just that. The more you wish their success to be replicated in yours the more you get distanced from yourself. This is harmful in the long go.

 We are all granted with variety of raw materials that define our dreams. These need to be fit together and eventually fabricated into reality. The process requires efforts. While playing blocks you used to start zestfully and still couldn’t make the desired design. You had to try every time with a new strategy and mould accordingly until you achieved. It is you who has to make a choice no one else will on your behalf. Even if you are designed for it, you will have to earn it.

All those who say we were gifted are smartly trying to conceal the pains they had to take in order to gain that gift. It is a self-interested world. Nobody is living for you. Why would anybody want to see you succeed except you? 

So for now give yourself a break. Perceive things the way you fancy and I am sure that the beauty in you will find its real admirer.

8.3 Seconds – That’s All You’ve Got To Make A First Impression

 

Everyday, I get thousands upon millions of electronic mails asking how to pick up women. The truth of the matter - however unnatural and fundamentally opposed to everything you've ever learned about the opposite sex – is that a woman actually picks you. Worse yet, women are shamefully superficial: a woman will judge a man on his appearance alone, regardless of how big her rack is. And just how long after first sight does it take for a woman to decide if she’d sleep with a guy? Try 8.3 seconds*. That's 1.7 seconds faster than your typical rocket launch. Astonishing.

Without the verbal acumen, God-given physique, or the fashion literacy that allow me to ensnare a woman upon first glance, most men don’t stand a chance against the clock. Fortunately for you, I like to be ready for nightmare contingencies such as laryngitis or, heaven forbid, the sudden appearance of a zit. Therefore, I’ve started a list of a few easy-to-follow costume ensembles that allow virtually any man to make a first impression strong enough to defeat a woman’s 8.3 second barrier.

* Average time elapse based on a B.S. University study in which a cohort of attractive 18-22 year old females were exposed to pictures of random males and asked whether they would sleep with them. To legitimize the study, subjects were also shown a control picture of the lead researcher in a sharp suit and asked the same question.

FIRST IMPRESSION COSTUMES

MERCENARY

– Walk into a bar wearing a gun, a knife, and/or a grenade (toys preferred) and a woman’s first thought will be, “Now here’s a man who can protect me,” followed quickly with her second thought, “I’d like to engage in sexual relations with this heavily armed man.”

VETERINARIAN

– A smock covered in dog hair will instantly convince any woman to sleep with you. Why? Because there’s nothing sexier to a woman than a man who actively sought an education in the early detection of feline diabetes and other animal maladies.

ROCK AND ROLL DRUMMER

– Carry a pair of drumsticks and wear a denim vest emblazoned with a patch of your favorite band. Nobody knows what the drummer looks like. NOTE: Avoid the “Def Leppard” patch unless you plan on being uncomfortable all night.

L. L. COOL J

– Ladies love Cool James.

ARTIST

– Toss a beret on your melon and carry around a paintbrush and suddenly you’re the sensitive guy – which gives a woman the perverse pleasure of believing she might actually make you cry.

HAIR STYLIST

– Throw on a T-shirt two sizes too small for you, grab a hair dryer and an issue of Cosmo, and when you walk into a bar EVERY woman will want to be with you.

ESCAPED CONVICT

– Leg irons, and a black and white striped jumpsuit. Women love jewelry, a pin-striped suit, and danger. Combine all three and you’ll make her Sing Sing for ten to twenty-five (minutes).

Yours,
Mr. Awesome

Night Of The New Year By Mr. Awesome.

So...Finally Another Year Gone..          

And With it    
Gone Are The Days Of Total Awesomeness..    

Gone Are The Nights of Some Chick's Weirdness..          


Gone Are The Amazing Curves..    

Gone Are The Bloody Pervs...          


Gone Are The 20year old Hotties..    

Gone Are The Teenage Notties..          


Gone Are The Sexy Sinners...    

Gone Are The Beautiful Dinners..          


But with an end comes a start..    

This Year, I'll Be More Smart...          


2011 will kick 2010's Butt,    

Coz I'll Ride Like A Wild Mutt..          


You Will Be Hunted By..    

Until I Hear You Cry..         


From Me There will be no Offense...    

Until I See Your Eminence...          



So Great Clothes You Shall Wear...   

Coz Your Dressing For New Year...    



And Dont touch the awesomeness gear, 

Coz I'll Tell You,  Happy New Year...       



To My Friends,
Mr. Awesome!

how to be awesome?

This is a brief instructable on how to be awesome.  Being awesome is not an easy task, and there are many ways and situations to be awesome in.  Being awesome is not something you are born with, as in a God giving gift, but it's merely something you are because you choose to be.  How do I know this you ask?  Because I'm Awesome silly.  Now, let's venture into the world of awesome and see just how far off you are.

Step 1. Own life

What does that mean to own life?  To own life means that you call the shots.  Nobody tells you how it is, they ask you how it is, and if it isn't, you tell them how it's going to be.  Once you build the confidence to be awesome, you will find yourself walking into every room as if you own it.  You won't wait for the bartender to ask what you want, you will look them in the eye and tell them exactly what you want with a swagger that demands it with mutual respect.  Remember, people only respect people that intimidate them, or respect them back, and you want the latter.   You earn or lose a persons respect the first time you speak with them, so head up, choose you're words wisely, look them in the face, and have it.  If you say something stupid or uneducated, then go home, stand in the corner, and think about what you've done.

Mr. Awesome's Awesomeness

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1794520106514

The Love Story Of Mr. Awesome!

Part I

There Was This Girl...

There Was This Boy...

Both were in same class...

Boy alwayzz dreamt about the girl...

girl also kinda liked him...but...didnt want a relationship...because she had old thoughts...as thought by the boy...

One Day...
Boy Proposes The Girl....With String Quart ed...Red Roses....

Girl Says "why?"
Boy Says "Because....I Love You Everyday I see nd dream about u...
Girls Says "We Can't Be Together..."
Boy Says "Why?"
Girls Says "Because There is another Guy...."

Part I over..

 Part II

seven days later...

boys starts 2 move on with the fact....
but then in the sixth pd. the girls best friend tells him that she was lyin....there was actually no one...

boy asks the best frend "Why Did She Do That?"
"I Don't Know..."
"Ok"

Then The Boy Consults to his friend(a girl) whom he Calls His Counseller....

She Also Tells Him That She Is Lying but She Also Doesn't Know Why?

So...The Boy Leaving Every Problem In His Life Just Thinks...and asks himself..."Why In The World...??"

Part II over.......

Part III

A Week Later....

Monsoon starts....
Monsoon....Wow...wat a weather...Perfect...

Now...He Tells The Girls Best Frend That He Wants 2 Talk 2 her badly....
"What??"
"Yes...I want 2 talk 2 her..."
"ok...i'll try 2 arrange a meeting.....catch us near the computer lab basement...Ok?"
"S..U...R...E...!!"

The Boy Thought That This Was His Only and last chance.....but he wanted rain....he both of them 2 be in the rain.....

So...he canceled the "Computer lab Basement Part" nd made a new one...
part iii over.....

 Part IV

Then...The Guy in front of the principal's car kneels down...nd tells her...that he is seriously in love with her......the girl goes red...
"our" Guy is Happy...
But Then...Guess What?...She Sneezes....

"Sorry..."
"Its Ok...Do u need a handkerchief?"
"No...I'm...(again sneezes...)....
"so?"
So...?Yeah.....U were askin somethin??"
"I Already Ask..."
"What?"
"Ummmm...I LOVE YOU SERIOUSLY..."
"Oh...yeah...(sneezes again..)
"So?"
"Thank You..."
"Thank You?"
(sneezes again..)
"I THINK WE NEED TO GO INSIDE...."

Part IV over..

Part V

Many small things,cute things nd gr8 things happen here....THE MONT COURTYARD....
"Thank You.?"
Then the best frend arrives...
"Hey.....wat happened??"
Our Guy Says..."Ummm.....Nothing...."
(she sneezes...again..)

Best friend: I Think we should go to the medical room......
"Ok...(sneezes again..)"
Best Friend: Ok....We'll catch u later...in the class...Ok?
"Ok.."
Then The Best Friend Comes....but the Girl.....doesn't....:(
"What Happened to her...??"
"She Has Fever..."
"Oh...HELL!"

NEXT DAY..
The boy slept a great night dreaming about the girl....."Thank You...."
He Dreamt again nd again....he also dreamt about the sneezes....called the, "ROMANTIC SNEEZES..."
Now.....Next Day...He Woke Up First in the house...(generally,he doesn't,..)
He dressed Up...Tried 2 luk his best....

Then he goes to the skul...

ok...then he is ready to welcome the girl...
everyone comes..one by one...

"Ok...She Will Be Coming...
Her bus Must Have Been Late..."
He Said to himself in his mind... 

But She Doesn't Come.... :(

Then Her Best Friend Arrives.....

"What Happened..??Why Didnt She Come..??"

"Oh...She Has Fever....."

"What?? But What Is My Answer??"

"Umm...Yes....Take Her Number And Give Her a call...."

"But..Wat If Some1 else picks up the phone??"

"Oh...Tell Them You are _______(a Girls name)"

"Ok...4:30....Should i or not..??"He Thought....

Then...He Calls Her.....

"ELLO??"

"hello.."

"Yes?"(She sneezes....Its Her...!!!)

"Hi...This is Me...You Know...So? I asked You Somethin...Will give me an answer...??

"I'll Tell U Tomorrow....."

"Ok...(Oh No!!)

so...now...

Next Day...

The Best Friend comes to the Guy nd says..."She Wants u to meet her..."
"Ok...I'll be there for her..."

Ok..Now...this was his judgment day.....

Wat Was she goin 2 say..??
Yes?
or NO!

Only Time Can Tell....

Then He Bunks the SsT Period nd goes to meet her...but his frends don't know tht he was goin to meet her....(they didnt knw)....

So.._A_EE_ and _I__A_H come along 2 bunk with him...(Aaaarghh!!)

The Guy Tries 2 Avoid these 2 by sayin tht hes goin 2 the class....but they would come along with....

And Because Of Them He Cant Go to her...:(

Then...When He Goes Back to class...again the Girls Best Frend Comes(i dnt knw why THE GIRL Doesn't come...She's Kind of shy..)

The Best Frend Say...
"U...Rude *^%*$%^, ^&*%&(*&, and u F*&*%&*...Why Did u not come??"

"I...Couldnt!!"

"Why?"

"Because of them!!"

"JERK...!!"

"Ok,...but wats The answer..??"

"What?"(His heart Broke)

"No...I Won't tell u..."(His Heart Fixed)

"ok..i'll meet her at..??"

"CHHUTTI-TIME...and plz come this time....Jerk...:P"

"whateva"

Part V over...


 Part VI

Then @ the end he meets her....

she was smiling...her red face....Wow....This was my Girl.....wow...thnx god.....but....plz......I Badly need a YES!(the guy said in his mind)
Best Friend.:"Now i will leave u two...alone..ok?

ME: Hi...
She: Hi....
guy: How u?
She: Ok, u?
guy: Can We Get to the main point?(advice: never ask tht question ok?)
She: What? Ok...
guy:(in his mind) Say YES...YES...YES....DAMMIT Say....
She: I Don't Know....
guy:(in his mind) WHAT?

She: Yes...past three days...i didnt tell any1 but i was thinkin about the question...i...i...m...confused...

guy: Say Yes...Please...i mean...i Love You Seriously...We'll be great...

She: But? That's Too Filmy..(that was very cute when she said that...)

guy: I'm Tellin you...i really love from the day i saw you...our first class...we being the seat partners...(in 8th)..in the maths period....(Btw..that was my best Maths class...best 40 mniutes).....I Can say proudly that...I LOVE YOU....PLEASE BE MINE....
(in my mind..."Oh gosh...3 weeks....3rd time proposal...)

She: I Think...it should be a...

She: Yes...

Me: What?

She:No..

Me:What?

She: Let me say it....get down....

Me: What..? Ok...

She: Say it again...

Me: Ok..umm....i really love from the day i saw you....PLease...Be Mine....:)

She: yes...i'll happy to be....but i jst like u...

Me: You'll love me one day....

She: (laughs)..(god..i love this girl...)




HE: BTW.....y did u want me to say those lines again??
She : Bcoz i wanted 2 make this moment SPECIAL...
He: Oh...i love u...
She : How many times will u say it?
he : Alwayss...for u....baby....
She:What?
He:Nothin...

End Of Story

;)
Mr. Awesome

Year To Recall..

Another year end. Another one of these 'reflection' posts.

Sitting here, trying to recall what my last 356 days had been like.

2010. It's been a decade since the turn of the millennium. Seems like it had been such a long time, yet so quick time flies, it could have been yesterday we were worrying about the silly Y2K bug. For me, this ten years is probably the most meaningful ten years in my life so far. Standing at the end of 2010 looking back at the start of 2000, I don't think I have the vocabulary to succinctly describe the experience. As I run through the ten years, I do feel substantially aged, but somehow, feel like I am only beginning to understand what life really is. Perhaps I'm a fast learner and i am learning a lot about life. (yes, more than half my youth, I was in absolute daze.) It's been a mere ten years, but I have witnessed so many changes in and around me, I still can't quite fully fathom.

I stepped into 2000 a student, and step out of 2010 still a student, albeit a different kind of level. (oh no, this isn't good)

I stepped into 2000 with friends still in school uniforms and complaining about nothing, but just playing with crayons and made the teacher complain about our cuteness. 

I step out of 2010 with friends in still in school but from cute, they have turned to ugly and facing the challenge of "puberty."(Trust me..This Phase Sucks!)

I stepped into 2000 immature, excited and naive about reaching adulthood, and step out of 2010 (hopefully) a little wiser, mellowed and wishing to relive my cute childhood.

If you were asked to describe the last ten years of your life, what would instantly come to mind? Being an emotional person, my instant association was the spectrum of emotions I had experienced. The laughters and happy times, the tears and sad times, the anger and frustrating times, the fear and despairing times... I find it amazing how, in retrospect, all of it becomes equally nostalgic; it's like they become the old photographs in the old photo album I am now flipping through. And these emotions, they link to the things I have done or experienced that are particularly memorable. So I look back at the 30 most memorable experiences of my 2010, and this is what my list is like:

1. I Grew Interest in Acting, Acted In A Play And came second out 48 teams in a city level play.

2. I Did Hit On A more than 50-year-old woman.

3. Drank 7 cans of mountain dew and pepsi in a little more than an hour.

4. Performed on a stage with more than 200 people watching. Six Times.

5. Got my first Android product. (I'm never the gadget geek and I'm surprised I did that)

6. Scaled the Qutub Minar for the most breathtaking view of Delhi.

7. Lost 14.5 kgs in 1.5 months.

8. Traveled to an exotic island, the Andaman and Nicobar islands. Wow, What A Place!

9. Partied Like Hell Inside A Class While The School Was On, Without Getting Noticed By Any Adult.

10. Got tanned in The Beach Of Andaman.

11. Made My First "Cheese Omlette" And Boy, It Was Amazing! 

12. Did Bungee-Jumping.

13. Did Gave Mr. Arindham Chaudhari A Moment Of Total Awkwardness.

14. Learned How To Hack An Email Address And Hacked Users. 4 times.

15. Watched Friends Whole Ten Seasons. Three Times.

16. Got an autograph and photograph with Ex President APJ Abdul Kalam. Very star-strucked.

17. Used My Pick-up Line For The First Time. It Was Awesome!

18. Watched my first theater:Aab-e-Zindagi . For a local production, I was impressed.

19. Owned a tag for "Mr. Awesome."

20. Broken some treasured friendships.

21. Rediscovered old friendships.

22. Went snorkeling and finished with very sunburnt feet.

23. Made a globe and got an A+ For it.

24.Saw Inception And Is One Of The Few Who Understood It Completely.

25. Learned How To Sing, Play Keyboard and Play A Guitar.

26. Dated 8 SuperHot Girls (really hot).

27. A bunch of students confessing they missed me lots... actually, my classes.

28.Fell In love With Chocolate.

29. Owns A Sony Psp and co-owned a ps2.

30. Rediscovered the joy of spontaneity and unrestrained laughter with many friends who made much difference in my life.

I think I shall extend my list for 2011 with more memorable experiences.

Here's to a wonderful 2010 and a promising 2011.

Happy New Year!

Yours
Mr. Awesome!

Boobonyms

Dear Bloglodytes,

It's come to my attention that there's an alarming nickname shortage for those wondrous spheres affixed to the female thoracic cavity. I'm referring, of course, to boobies.

You're familiar with the classics: knockers, ta-ta's, fun bags, sweater cows. But what about their lesser-known cousins: Honka sacks? Blouse blobs? Milk bulbs?

Every bro should possess an arsenal of unique boob synonyms, or "boobonyms." Why? First, they're fun to say... suckle huts! Second, and more important, a dude must be able to safely and inconspicuously direct his bro's attention to an amazing set of swollen flesh papayas should they come bouncing by. Example: "Bro! Check out the brontosaurus eggs at your 5 o'clock!"

Below are 25 of my all-time favorite boobonyms. Feel free to think up your own but be sure to share them with the greater shirt roosters appreciation community.

Knockers
Ta-Ta's
Fun Bags
Sweater Cows
Gazungas
Floppers
Bikini Bombs
Brontosaurus Eggs
Chest Balloons
Speed Bags
Twin Peaks
Honka Sacks
Velvet Cushions
Suckle Huts
Silicone Sisters
Dairy Maids
Blouse Blobs
Strawberry Sundaes
Travel Pillows
Mike & Molly
Swollen Flesh Papayas
Milk Bulbs
Lady Turnips
Skin Spinnakers
Shirt Roosters

Total Awesomeness

Hi, Name's Mr. Awesome. Yep, My Name's Not A Real Name, But Who Cares? As Long As I Am Giving You freaking good Advices you'll not care about my name. Are You Bored Of Your Life? Don't Be Scared, I Am Not Giving You Any Kind Of Lecture. Lectures Are For Losers. These "Words Of Wisdom" Are For The Winners. Life Is A Game, It Is Not Mandatory For Us To Win The Real Prize, But The Prize We Have To Win Is Known As "The Fair Play Award."

First Of All,

Be Yourself. Never Wear A Fake Mask.

Feel Free. (But Not That Free :P)

Never Give Up Till The End.

Be Sophisticated. Never Let Anyone To Blame You For A Mistake.

Try Not To Do A Mistake.

But Don't Feel Bad After Doing. Mistake Is Just A Learning Experience.

Everybody Is Awesome In A Way,
They Just Have To See That Way...

So,
Be Awesome..

Yours,
Mr. Awesome!

‎"In My Heart....There is Only u...........
but in my Mind....There Are Other Girls too.....;)

I am Not God, Superman, Homer Simpson, Batman, Sherlock Holmes, Sachin Tendulkar, John Lennon, Shah Rukh Khan, Leonardo Dicaprio..

But..I am Mr. Awesome....And I Believe In Myself.....You Should Too....that is the thing that makes us "Awsomely Cool !"

These Men Did That Too.....
...
Except Homer Simpson :P

What Is Peace?

"peace is when u are single and u are sipping ice-tea while watching a sci-fi movie "

Dude, We're Teenagers!!!!

I Don't Like Bad People.....I like the rest...
Acc. To You Boys Are Bad....Girls Are Angels.....so...I Like The rest ( girls)

"When U R Dating A girl secretly....

U R open to other girls....That's The Best Type Of Relationship"

‎"Love is like a rubics cube.
There are innumerable wrong twists and turns
but when you get it right
it looks perfect no matter
which side you look at."
...;)

What's Your Operating System??

GEnerally, you'll answer windows, mac....but mine is

CHICKBANGER 5.0....Latest....nobody has it.....but i m an exeption!!

Girls R like Bournville,
You Don't Have To Buy It, You Have To Earn It ;)

If Being Awesome is a religion....Then....
"I'm God...Nice To Meet You...."

How To Be Awesome?
Want To Be Awesome?
Still Trying To Be Awesome not Awesome?
Ask Me These Kind Of Questions And I'll Kill You Happily....Because Everyone is Awesome In A Way....Ask Me ;)

"In A Struggle Of Man vs. World...I Bet on The world..."

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

:)